The Porchupines

People of Somerville: The Porchupines, having risen from the ashes of Nebulous Mayonnaise, having themselves risen from the ashes of Forced Perspective, almost did not come to be. The devils named "scheduling" and "having better things to do" threatened to tear us apart. But, by a Porchfest miracle, we have become the group who will soon be standing before you, proudly kicking out 90's and 00's jams you forgot you knew all the words to. Join us in this Saturday in celebrating this profoundly unlikely occurrence in whatever state of intoxication suits you best, and may the joy of Porchfest be with you.